Food for the brainz

Religion is like a penis
It's fine to have one.
It's fine to be proud of it.
But please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around.
And PLEASE don't try to shove it down my children's throat.
I do remember, back when I was trying to be a Christian, Jesus saying something about not being like the hypocrites who made a spectacle of themselves showing how "holy" they are. Kind of like a guy waving his penis around. I think Jesus would find the current state of MOST of Christianity to be indecent because it does not keep itself private in its homes and hearts, and tries to penetrate everyone else's lives, whether we consent to it or not.